Fluent Self Item!A somewhat goofy mini-collection of stuff I’ve been reading, stuff I’ve been thinking about and oh, some completely random crap.

Basically the stuff that never gets mentioned here because I’m not the kind of person who can just make some teeny little point. Not into the whole brevity thing, as the Dude would say.

Actually, I’m under the strict compulsion to write ten pages about anything on my mind. So this is me. Practicing brevity.

Item! Post No. 27 in the mostly ongoing series that ensures that I share at least some of the good stuff I find online.

Item! This post about Denise’s trip to Seattle is soooo funny!

Well, maybe just if you’re me.

Anyway, she went to Seattle. And then wrote a bunch of Twitter updates.

And then didn’t actually publish them because of a bizarre series of reasons that are somehow all my fault. Which is also funny.

So this post is her collection of unpublished Tweets, mostly about food.

And the whole thing is just so completely entertaining. Denise is always smart and funny and interesting, but if you can get her talking about food, you know it’s going to be great.

It’s a bit of a meandering stream of consciousness piece (because what else could a weekend captured in unpublished Twitter bits be), but that’s kind of what makes it so much fun.

“Breakfast a bust. Typical in-room coffee (can you say “coffee-mate”? mmm. When I open MY hotel, the honor bar will be stocked with free cream).

Llandro “bakery” and cafe across the street has no baked goods to speak of.

Disgusted with research; all the menus and venues are blurring together. $24, mussels, salmon, skirt steak, favas, radish, sustainable…blah blah blah. Yelp is a procrastinator’s nightmare.”

She’s @deniseds on Twitter.

Item! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Gross.

So you already know that I’m madly in love with Twitter.

Because it’s my favorite bar of all time. And because it is where my Right People get to find me by virtue of me just hanging out and being obnoxious, which means that I don’t have to do any “networking” or anything related to “the M word“.

By now, of course, the entire world and my mother know about Twitter.

But this? Seriously? This?

“For an investment of only $147, we’ll bring you 2,500 brand new Twitter followers … Guaranteed delivery within 14 days, however usually delivered within 6-10 days. Order now! — only $147!”

Yup, a company that shows how little it grasps the concept of social media by having its premise be the antithesis of social media, can get YOU more Twitter followers.

I mean, aside from the fact that you can get that many followers without paying for them and that the quality of connection with your “bought followers” (hardly your Right People) will be nonexistent and that … no, you know what?

I can’t even finish this because it’s so stupid. Just ew. That is all.

Item! Butterfly wishes

I love this post by Melynda:

“So Shiva Nata people — or Shivanauts, as we are called by Those In The Know — are extremely peculiar, but hilarious people…

It’s dark out there now, and my little origami butterflies are fluttering paper wings in the night breezes, sending my wishes into the sleeping world. “

Not sure if she’s on Twitter.

Item! Wisdom. It’s pretty great.

I’ve been reading bits and pieces lately from Gail McConnon’s blog about aging.

Not because this is the big theme in my life right now, but because I like her and I like the way she thinks about things. Plus, she’s got a nice, wry sense of humor.

I liked this post from a while back called If WISDOM & OLD Were The Highest Goals

“Let’s be honest: Wisdom? We know it’s important. But we’ve been stomping on it for so long that we’re not even sure it’s still viable.

How do you tell the fake stuff from the real thing? I mean, all kinds of toxic and polluting wisdom might be coming in cheap from China. How would we know the difference?!”

She’s @TheAgingCoach on Twitter.

Item! Who’s on your Board of Directors?

I so adore this post from Sarah Vela called about figuring out who is on your Board of Directors.

And have read it a bunch of times (six?), because it’s inspiring. And cool. Plus I can’t wait to find out who is on my Board of Directors … a pirate ship can have a Board of Directors, right?

Then I can say “Walk the Board … of Directors!” instead of telling people to walk the plank and it will be awesome.

“Everyone should have a Jane. My Jane is named Jane, but yours could be named Chuck, or Jerome, or Tawanna.

It’s especially good if your Jane has known you for a very, very long time. My Jane has known me for about 20 years. She calls me on my bullshit, but she also sees where I’ve grown and changed.

She’s my “In Case of Emergency, Pull This Cord” person.”

She’s @orchid8 on Twitter.

Item! Update from the land of the Peculiar Shivanauts!

Let’s see. We had a discussion about whether men ever do Shiva Nata (and WHY things are weird that way).

And I put up a list of types of epiphanies you can expect from the practice (other than “hot” and “buttered”, of course).

And we keep getting more Starter Kit orders from Australia, so apparently a bunch of readers down under have recently started Shiva-ing it up, which is pretty cool too. Wheee! Maybe I’ll have to come and visit. 🙂

Item! Comments!

So it was really cool the other week when I got to work on my practice of how I ask for stuff and you guys gave me the best reading recommendations ever!

So I’m going to try it again.

Here’s what I want today:

  • Decent place to get a bathing suit online (or in Portland).
  • Something you read and enjoyed in the past week or so …

My commitment.
I am committed to giving time and thought to the things that people say, and I will interact with their ideas and with my own stuff as compassionately and honestly as is possible for me.

Even though asking for what I want still feels awkward for me, I’m just going to remind myself that this is a thing I’m practicing.

That is all.

Happy reading.

And happy Blustery Windsday. See you tomorrow.

The Fluent Self